Humour: a British person...

How can you tell if someone is British?

Let's try to answer these questions and then have a look at some of their characteristics mentioned in the How to be British Collection...

1. Do you think they adapt easily to change?

2. How much do they care about their appearance?

3. Do they enjoy nice weather?

4. Do women enjoy their housechores?

5. How often do men have a drink at their local pub?

6. How many British can speak another language?

7. Are they affectionate people?

8. Do you believe they are patriotic citizens?

1. Well, we know they are very conservative.

2. As a rule, British people could not care less about what others think of their appearance.

3. Don't they make the most of the few sunny days they have?

4. Well, we'd better not mention housechores.

5. How can someone possibly ever refuse an invitation for a drink at the local pub?

6. Most British people have never thought of studying another language. And why would they bother? They speak the lingua franca!

7. There's one thing we cannot deny - their affection for their dogs!

8. Oh, yes! They are very proud of their country.