Humour: Complaining

Do you know how to complain in English?

As you may know by now, British people are very polite, so they expect the same from you...

If you do not know how to complain in English, then let's have a look at these extracts from the How to be British Collection.

Imagine you are at a restaurant and the food is not up to standards, to say the least...

and you have not been served the drinks you ordered - without mentioning the disgusting 'intruder' you found in the salad!...

Well, here is the waiter. This is your chance to complain! What would you say?

And now let's compare what you thought with what British people would say ...

Does this surprise you?!